ic contact (tushanshu)

[starspangled]

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[ the bird might have learned a few extremely colorful expletives

and may one day repeat it to steve at the most inopportune time ]

i'm going to find it

and kill it

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rogers



[ he's so mad he's not even bothering to capitalise shit ]

[starspangled]

Because the proper thing to do is to stand.

[Apparently he's trying to save the bird by making Bucky mad enough to kill him instead. It's strategy.]

He likes you.

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the proper thing is to invest in a deep fryer and a net

does he sing to you at 3am

[starspangled]

No, he normally shows up at 5:30, right around the time I need to get up anyway.

I guess he just needed someone to sing to in the meantime.

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he has no bird friends to make a nuisance of himself to?

[starspangled]

I don't think so. Which is why you should be even nicer to him.

[dislocked]

you try to be nice when that hellbeast wakes you up at 3am

maybe that's why he has no friends