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[wingedman]

heads up, if you bump into an attractive woman with green eyes who tries to get into your pants, it's loki.

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[starspangled]

[where does he even start with this. if it was anyone else, steve would think that they're just pulling his leg, or that they might've just had one too many. but it's sam, and steve trusts him in all things.]

Understood.

Mind telling me how you figured this out?

[wingedman]

I'm gonna assume you can connect the dots on this one.

[...he doesn't want to talk about it.]

[starspangled]

[and it's an awkward, horrifying picture that it creates.

still. he can't resist.]

I'm probably a bit biased, but I think you can do better, Sam.

[wingedman]

Nothing actually happened, Steve. I wasn't gonna sleep with a girl who wouldn't even give me her name.

[of course he can do better, that's a given.]

[starspangled]

I always knew you were a gentleman. How'd you figure it out?

[wingedman]

She sorta made it obvious after awhile. You know, once she figured out I was too dumb to catch on by myself.

[starspangled]

To be fair, how were you supposed to even be able to imagine that? Multiple universes or not.

So other than the dirty tricks, what do you think about Loki? Threat or just a nuisance?

[wingedman]

I'd say nuisance. Good cook, though. Speaking of which, Wanda and I are having a potluck for everyone. I'll let you know when I set a date for it; gotta find a place big enough to hold everyone first.

[starspangled]

Should I bring something? I've been practicing my skills.

[wingedman]

[ ...there's a definite pause before Sam's response. ]


It doesn't have to be homemade. You could buy something and bring it.

[starspangled]

I wouldn't dream of it. Homemade is always better.

[wingedman]

Well, uh. Just yell if you need any help.

[starspangled]

Will do.

Unrelated, you do where the fire extinguishers are located, don't you?

[wingedman]

Just buy a damn pie, Steve.

[starspangled]

Okay, but contrary to popular belief, it won't be apple.

[wingedman]

That's fine. Don't get pecan, I got that covered.