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AHEM. 3:30AM

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your stupid bird just sat in my window and sang the star spangled banner for ten minutes.

how is that demonic little thing so small but still manage to be so shrill

[starspangled]

[he shouldn't be laughing. he's pretty sure that bucky's pissed.

but it is a little bit funny.]

Did you stand?

[dislocked]

[ the bird might have learned a few extremely colorful expletives

and may one day repeat it to steve at the most inopportune time ]

i'm going to find it

and kill it

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rogers



[ he's so mad he's not even bothering to capitalise shit ]

[starspangled]

Because the proper thing to do is to stand.

[Apparently he's trying to save the bird by making Bucky mad enough to kill him instead. It's strategy.]

He likes you.

[dislocked]

the proper thing is to invest in a deep fryer and a net

does he sing to you at 3am

[starspangled]

No, he normally shows up at 5:30, right around the time I need to get up anyway.

I guess he just needed someone to sing to in the meantime.

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he has no bird friends to make a nuisance of himself to?

[starspangled]

I don't think so. Which is why you should be even nicer to him.

[dislocked]

you try to be nice when that hellbeast wakes you up at 3am

maybe that's why he has no friends